How About I Lasso You A Ho Bunch of Business, Partner?
Hi. I'm Jim Whelan. I'm "The Guy" you see below.
No, I'm not "The Donald." I'm the guy wearing the rawhide cowboy hat and $14,000.00 tuxedo - not to mention my
politically incorrect crocodile leather cowboy boots. My entire outfit might even cost more than the threads
Mr. Trump is wearing.
By the way, Donald came over and introduced himself to ME after a number of "Who is that?" glances while signing autographs and talking to the tee-vee cameras. HOW on earth did I make that happen? Wouldn't you like to know?
Let me tell you, I am a MAGNET for FREE Publicity that Paris Hilton would envy (i.e. I don't have to doff my duds to get it) - as well as helping my clients get worldwide exposure via wise and prudently selected media placement. |
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Yes, it's true: The Cowboys at The James R Whelan Agency specialize in getting YOU the best seat at the rodeo - and believe me, dealing with the media is a lot like rasslin' a steer to the ground.
"I'm going to thump Jim Whelan harder than ever before for helping me improve my business. He corralled me in the summer of 2003 and I've never looked back. Take what this 'cowboy' has to say seriously. He knows his stuff."
Matthew Furey
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Matthew Furey The Zen Master of the Internet® and James Whelan |
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As the country's premier ad placement consulting service, I, Cowboy Jim Whelan and my bare-back staff help clients scout, lasso, rope, and ride right past their sales targets.
We do this by barnstorming through new and emerging markets, and rethinking old worn-out strategies, long before they become obsolete. Our groundbreaking strategies bring big bucks to publishers, both on and offline.
Partner, my company will position YOU to ride high in the saddle.
Yes, I have the cost effective solutions that'll make you the a big pile of green backs - and a herd of cattle to boot.
You'll quickly notice that my personal, down-to-earth, boot-kicking methods have MAJOR advantages over the big Madison Avenue agencies that know how to spend your dollars - but don't have a clue as to whether or not your advertising even worked.
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Not only that, I actually take the time to watch what you're doing to make sure your ads are working. And by working I mean, plain and simple ... "making you money." I guarantee that once you begin doing business with me, you won't want to go elsewhere. Why? Because it pays to work with a seasoned cowboy who will never kick you down to a junior field hand.
(The James R Whelan Agency respects your privacy and hates those friggin SPAMMERS like Cattle Rustlers - so your email address is never given, sold or traded to anyone. That would be un-neighborly.)
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Originally, The James R Whelan Agency (that would be my company) specialized in internet advertising and print media. Recently, due to high client demand, we have added:
In 2008 we will move strongly through the plains, deserts and prairies. We'll be galloping straightaway into the movie and television industry, following up on our success at the Academy Awards, Toronto Film Festival and Cannes (all of which I went to wearing my cowboy hat, tux and boots).
James Whelan on the Red Carpet
In their august and elite company, I'm normal - if you can imagine such a thing - and the movie stars greet me, just as The Donald did - wondering "Who the hell are you?" Yepper, they won't be having to ask that question this year because the ole cowboy has already developed deeper relationships with the major independent film makers and producers - and, just as important, I'll be doing the same with YOU!
So call me today and we'll get you saddled up for the big bucks.
Jim Whelan
President and CEO, The James R Whelan Agency
